The Hot Club
THE HOT CLUB
WHERE HEARTS ARE ON FIRE
BUT IT’S NEVER TOO HOT
FOR THE DEVIL MAY CARE
575 South Water Street
Providence, RI
Cajun Steve read Wiz’ comment that there is only one set of in-laws in West Virginia. Steve said that there are no in-laws in West Virginia. Only siblings.
Foot Joy suggested a way to get back at Joba Chamberlain for hitting Red Sox players (especially Kevin Youkilis). Since there is interleague play now, FJ suggested we pay a National League pitcher to hit Joba.
You all know that the Hot Club is like the Hotel California – you can check out but you can never leave. Last Sunday Audrey was tending bar and Jake had reappeared.
Ginny from RISD also showed up last week and she still gets the Sportzine. Ginny says she holds her own with the guys during football season by quoting stuff from the Zine.
Mary tells me that her sister Maya just had the opening of her movie Shank which was shown at RISD. Mary gave the 90-minute movie a thumbs up. Mary said Maya is trying to get the movie accepted at a film festival. Good luck to Maya in her cinematic career.
Charlie Clancy was telling Fleet Feet Pete about something and said, “...got it down pat.” Chuck D added, “And Pat doesn’t like it.”
Ed Lake was talking about Leonard Cohen, who has been touring. I told Ed to get a copy of Jennifer Warnes’ Famous Blue Raincoat, on which she covers Cohen songs like Bird On A Wire. I told Ed my favorite is First We Take Manhattan, Then We Take Berlin.
Chuck D said that there is a new education program for priests by priests. It’s called ‘Leave no child’s behind’.
According to female intelligence, when women use the ladies’ room, they become a human hovercraft. No, not a hummer craft. A hover crap. I mean hovercraft.
The Wiz said that the highest compliment you can pay a woman in Arkansas is “Nice tooth.”
Wiz said that the Arkansas and West Virginia stories are interchangeable. He also added Burrillville to that mix. I told him that a woman from Burrillville once asked her co-workers: “How do men do it with sheep? They put the sheep’s back legs in their boots.”
ORric said that they are into animal husbandry in Burrillville. I said, “Yeah they want to husband your animal.”
WHERE HEARTS ARE ON FIRE
BUT IT’S NEVER TOO HOT
FOR THE DEVIL MAY CARE
575 South Water Street
Providence, RI
Cajun Steve read Wiz’ comment that there is only one set of in-laws in West Virginia. Steve said that there are no in-laws in West Virginia. Only siblings.
Foot Joy suggested a way to get back at Joba Chamberlain for hitting Red Sox players (especially Kevin Youkilis). Since there is interleague play now, FJ suggested we pay a National League pitcher to hit Joba.
You all know that the Hot Club is like the Hotel California – you can check out but you can never leave. Last Sunday Audrey was tending bar and Jake had reappeared.
Ginny from RISD also showed up last week and she still gets the Sportzine. Ginny says she holds her own with the guys during football season by quoting stuff from the Zine.
Mary tells me that her sister Maya just had the opening of her movie Shank which was shown at RISD. Mary gave the 90-minute movie a thumbs up. Mary said Maya is trying to get the movie accepted at a film festival. Good luck to Maya in her cinematic career.
Charlie Clancy was telling Fleet Feet Pete about something and said, “...got it down pat.” Chuck D added, “And Pat doesn’t like it.”
Ed Lake was talking about Leonard Cohen, who has been touring. I told Ed to get a copy of Jennifer Warnes’ Famous Blue Raincoat, on which she covers Cohen songs like Bird On A Wire. I told Ed my favorite is First We Take Manhattan, Then We Take Berlin.
Chuck D said that there is a new education program for priests by priests. It’s called ‘Leave no child’s behind’.
According to female intelligence, when women use the ladies’ room, they become a human hovercraft. No, not a hummer craft. A hover crap. I mean hovercraft.
The Wiz said that the highest compliment you can pay a woman in Arkansas is “Nice tooth.”
Wiz said that the Arkansas and West Virginia stories are interchangeable. He also added Burrillville to that mix. I told him that a woman from Burrillville once asked her co-workers: “How do men do it with sheep? They put the sheep’s back legs in their boots.”
ORric said that they are into animal husbandry in Burrillville. I said, “Yeah they want to husband your animal.”
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