Tuesday, October 21, 2008

The Hot Club

Errata – Foot Joy pointed out that last week I wrote ‘father of the daughter’ instead of ‘father of the bride’ (free drink from bartender). Oh well, you knew what I meant, right?

Bob (Marafino) told me to use your cell phone to light your way – up the stairs, down the stairs, in the dark…Marafino means clear water.

Foot Joy noted that golfer Lee Trevino once said: “You’re Mexican until you make money and then you’re Spanish.”

The Silencer told me about Hpnotiq – premium vodka, fine cognac and natural tropical fruit juices. Not your low class vodka.

Kirk Feather said that William Ayers should be the next President of the United States.

Alexander the Grate and I were discussing celebrities who have not aged well. Alex asked rhetorically, “When did Farrah Fawcett become David Lee Roth?” The Grate One added that some of the faces of the stars “implode like a pumpkin after Halloween.”

We were talking about Edie Adams passing away. The Cisco Kid e-mailed Mr. D. about it and said of Edie, “It’s too late now.” Mr. D. responded, “No it isn’t. Find out what funeral home she’s at.”

Turns out Fleet Feet Pete used to be a cancer merchant. He filled his grandfather’s vending machines with cigarettes.

Citizen Caroline’s friend John says that all men are dogs. Woof!

The Warden walked in and wanted to know “Where’s the Mess?”

Foot Joy says if you Google NESN’s Heidi Watney that Jason Varitek’s name comes up.
Sure enough if you Google those two, you get blogs that ’Tek is getting divorced and part of the reason may be Watney. If Watney loses her job, we’ll know. Where’s Hazel Mae?

Contraire asked me if I knew who Julia Adams was. I told him that a Julie Adams was in Creature from the Black Lagoon. He showed me a NY tabloid with a picture of Adams in the arms of the creature but they had her name as Julia.


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