The Hot Club
Fleet Feet Pete told me that 70% of all shoes sold in the US are bought by women. Fleet Feet says that women pay a lot of attention to their feet, even more than about their men.
Marty of the Hot Club observed that he’s never seen a quarterback go into a pop up slide, like a baseball player, as Matt Cassel does. Marty wonders if Cassel might get whacked one of these times when he pops up.
Jokin’ Joe mentioned that there’s a comedian named Ron White who says that a woman can have facial surgery, her breasts done, a tummy tuck, bum, liposuction, but you can’t fix stupid. Stupid is forever. So go get a woman that you can talk with.
The Hot Club now has soups and Beau makes a delicious gumbo that he calls ‘gumbeau’. The Warden thinks gumbo/gumbeau is better than Gumby. Oh and try Jackie’s white chili which is also very good.
We got to meet Julie from Brooklyn, Maine who walks her boss’s dog Molly on Harris Ave. Molly likes to poop on the land where Fantasies is. Julie is an artist’s assistant.
Julie called our own Man O’ Fire ‘Criss Angel Mind Freak’.
We were talking about what is left of industry in RI. The Warden thought that our main industry is unemployment. It used to be jewelry. I mentioned tourism. Mr. D. said either tourism or health care. Someone suggested strip clubs.
The Warden said it was about time the US elected an Italian president.
Francis noted that the weather was balmy. I added, “Obalmy.”
Overheard at the Hot Club:
What did the leper say to the prostitute? “I left you a tip.”
Sean asked me about the tall actor in The Dirty Dozen who has to be forced to fight. We couldn’t think of his name so Sean called his friend – it was Clint Walker. I immediately yelled, “Cheyenne.”
We also discussed the movie on which Vic Morrow was killed. It was Twilight Zone: The Movie. We couldn’t think of the name of the director who was sued when a scene with a helicopter led to Morrow and a young Vietnamese child dying. All I could remember was that it was the same director who did American Werewolf In London. Sean’s friend provided the answer – John Landis.
Marty of the Hot Club observed that he’s never seen a quarterback go into a pop up slide, like a baseball player, as Matt Cassel does. Marty wonders if Cassel might get whacked one of these times when he pops up.
Jokin’ Joe mentioned that there’s a comedian named Ron White who says that a woman can have facial surgery, her breasts done, a tummy tuck, bum, liposuction, but you can’t fix stupid. Stupid is forever. So go get a woman that you can talk with.
The Hot Club now has soups and Beau makes a delicious gumbo that he calls ‘gumbeau’. The Warden thinks gumbo/gumbeau is better than Gumby. Oh and try Jackie’s white chili which is also very good.
We got to meet Julie from Brooklyn, Maine who walks her boss’s dog Molly on Harris Ave. Molly likes to poop on the land where Fantasies is. Julie is an artist’s assistant.
Julie called our own Man O’ Fire ‘Criss Angel Mind Freak’.
We were talking about what is left of industry in RI. The Warden thought that our main industry is unemployment. It used to be jewelry. I mentioned tourism. Mr. D. said either tourism or health care. Someone suggested strip clubs.
The Warden said it was about time the US elected an Italian president.
Francis noted that the weather was balmy. I added, “Obalmy.”
Overheard at the Hot Club:
What did the leper say to the prostitute? “I left you a tip.”
Sean asked me about the tall actor in The Dirty Dozen who has to be forced to fight. We couldn’t think of his name so Sean called his friend – it was Clint Walker. I immediately yelled, “Cheyenne.”
We also discussed the movie on which Vic Morrow was killed. It was Twilight Zone: The Movie. We couldn’t think of the name of the director who was sued when a scene with a helicopter led to Morrow and a young Vietnamese child dying. All I could remember was that it was the same director who did American Werewolf In London. Sean’s friend provided the answer – John Landis.
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