Friday, August 07, 2009

The Hot Club

THE HOT CLUB
WHERE HEARTS ARE ON FIRE

BUT IT’S NEVER TOO HOT
FOR THE DEVIL MAY CARE

575 South Water Street

Providence, RI

Mike Module was leaving the Hot Club and Fleet Feet Pete told him “Be careful out there.” Pete was channeling Hill Street Blues. Buffalo Steve said that the creator of Hill Street Blues, Stephen Bochco, is from Buffalo.



Broc’s companion Karen said that she liked my new moustache. Broc said that I looked like Captain Kangaroo.



Mr. D. told Patriot Pat that he was going to have a boob enhancement and a dick reduction.



Mike Module said that he used to give his son Sportzine to read, but without the Hot Club section. Mike’s son was 16 at the time. The young, impressionable youth! Protecting the youths of America!



Chuck D told me that Popeye kept his penis supple by sticking it in Olive Oyl.



Foot Joy thinks that the aerodynamics of Fenway Park has changed because of Jim Rice’s #14 number being retired and added up there.



Chuck D said that seeing Tom Bates and Josh Miller together at the HC was like seeing Clark Kent and Superman in the same place.



According to the Wise Man, Big Papi is up at bat pinch hitting after coming home from the hospital where he was visiting his sick daughter who told him “Go back. The Red Sox need you.” Wise says she told Big Papi: “Dad, hit me a homerun and I’ll be cured.”



An Anonymous Woman told me that men have been replaced by toys. Adult toys. Dildoes.



A woman revealed to me that her ex-boyfriend of 8-9 years ago is now a cross dresser and about to have a sex change operation. I kidded her “You drove him to it?” She said another person told her “He was so impressed with you that he wanted to be like you.”



The same woman said, “It’s like a gay men’s club here tonight.” I told her that since she had had a cross dressing ex-boyfriend who was having a sex change operation, that she would know about that.



Thank you Fran (I think.).

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