Tuesday, November 25, 2008

The Hot Club

Lovely Lisa says Ed (of Ed and Leah fame) should be called Ed the Entertainer. I said that I call him ‘Easy Ed’. Leah said “Ed does the pole dancing.” Where? At the Beach House in Portsmouth. Leah says she doesn’t know Ed at all when he pole dances.

Overheard at the Hot Club: “Put your sneakers on and run the other way.”

Speaking of sneakers, Citizen Caroline, the runner, finally went to the doctor regarding her sore foot. The doctor found torn tendons and a fractured index toe.

Last Wednesday night a friend of Beau’s dad played the Hot Club. He’ll be back this Wednesday. The group is named after the friend – the Lenny Gasparini Trio. Very good.

Fleet Feet Pete said Murphy’s First Law of Holes is: when you’re in a hole, stop digging.

Stevie Saucepan has an IPhone that you can program to call you. If you’re someplace you want to leave, you can have the phone ring and excuse yourself to take the call. Gotta go!

Someone told me there’s a pregnant man out there. Guess he had a sex change operation and got impregnated. Very weird! It’s a Complex World.

Contraire made a surprise visit to the Hot Club Sunday night. Haven’t seen hide nor hair of him in a month. I asked him if he had lost a lot of sports bets. No. Then where was he? Contraire said, “I haven’t been around. That’s the idea.”

Contraire said that everyone is worried about the economy. He’s worried about sports – mostly his bets.

The Silencer said that she hasn’t had a Genesee ale since May 12, 1983 at Quinnipiac.

We were talking about beers – Pilsner Urquell ($4), which I drink and Narragansett ($2.50). Contraire called them ‘Top shelf and bottom shelf’. Contraire was going to go Dutch and split a Narragansett with 5 Angels.

“Hulu.com” says Foot Joy. You can find TV shows, current and old ones.

For those who care, there really is a creature known as a dik-dik (an African antelope). And who was it that got hungry from all the dick talk?


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