Tuesday, January 17, 2012

The Hot Club

THE HOT CLUB

WHERE HEARTS ARE ON FIRE
BUT IT’S NEVER TOO HOT

FOR THE DEVIL MAY CARE

575 South Water Street

Providence, RI




Becky showed me a website for canine birth control. Doggy condoms! Frequently asked questions: What sizes and scents do they come in? How effective are they? Can I train my dog to put it on himself? What about female condoms for bitches? What about loss of sensation? The site is www.dogcondoms.com. A tip of the hat to the Beckster.

One wag suggested that he wanted the job of putting the condoms on the dogs. Ruff!

Spike TV had a UFC bout on and Beau pointed out that one guy had a huge growth on his right frontal lobe from being pounded in the head.

Come a little bit closer to the Mike said he was leaving early to meet up with his in-laws. I said, “You mean your out-laws?” No, he gets along well with his, so they’re in-laws.

Frequent Flyer has a song for Peter and Mike’s band – Joe Nichols III’s song Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off.

Someone was talking about having a cat or a dog for a pet. Suddenly the Jack of Fire’s voice rose above all the rest - “If you want animals, go to the zoo.”

Beau had a T-shirt that read Let Me Drop Everything and Work on Your Problem.

Overheard at the Hot Club: “Who’s Patty Cheeseburger?”

Bags said he goes to a website called ‘Dead or Alive.com’ where they tell you if a star is still alive and his/her age.

The jukebox was playing and I asked Hooks and the Wise Man if they knew what group was the longest running active band. Per AOL.com radio, it’s Dutch group Golden Earring which formed in 1961, one year before the Rolling Stones.

And I told Fleet Feet Pete to check out Idris Elba in the BBC TV show Luther which began in 2010. Victoria and I watched all 6 episodes (of 2010) and loved it. I believe Amanda first told me about Luther.

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