The Hot Club
THE HOT CLUB
WHERE HEARTS ARE ON FIRE
BUT IT’S NEVER TOO HOT
FOR THE DEVIL MAY CARE
575 South Water Street
Providence, RI
THE HOT CLUB
Chuck D. taught us a new word - pedonkadonk. It means a big ass. Only thing is that I couldn’t find it in my Webster’s Dictionary. So I Googled it and got the Urban Dictionary which has the word as badonkadonk and defines it as an expression for an extremely curvaceous female behind. It also says that it was popularized by Tracy Morgan on Comedy Central.
El Segundo means ‘the second’ per Alexander the Great. Mr. D. lived in California some years back and said that there was a strike at a waste treatment plant in El Segundo. Mr. D. said he thought those picketing should have signs that said ‘They treat us like shit.’Alex noticed the parallel with it being the second or going #2.
Contraire bet on the Patriots pre-season games two weeks in a row and lost. I told him he’d bet on 2 flies going up a wall. Said Contraire, “You gotta have some action.”
Bags didn’t wait long after registering to vote. He already wrote a Letter to the Editor complaining about his taxes being raised in North Providence.
Foot Joy saw me and said “You didn’t misquote me once this week.” FJ said that because he wasn’t in Sportzine last week.
Hot rumor – An undisclosed source told me that Foot Joy was singing Karaoke last Monday night at the Hot Club. The song of Foot Joy’s choice? My spy says it was… Bobby Darin’s Mack the Knife. A knife for those bunions?
The Wise Man said that some people think David Ortiz should go back on the juice. Jokin’ Joe agreed and said “You want Big Papi or Big Popup?”
Alexander the Grate’s nickname for Mike Module is Sherlock Ohms.
We met a friend of Citizen Caroline’s named Alba who went to school with her. Alba said she likes policemen. Why? She likes ‘the gun’.
Overheard at the Hot Club: Tall woman and short man. The man would have to go “up on her”.
WHERE HEARTS ARE ON FIRE
BUT IT’S NEVER TOO HOT
FOR THE DEVIL MAY CARE
575 South Water Street
Providence, RI
THE HOT CLUB
Chuck D. taught us a new word - pedonkadonk. It means a big ass. Only thing is that I couldn’t find it in my Webster’s Dictionary. So I Googled it and got the Urban Dictionary which has the word as badonkadonk and defines it as an expression for an extremely curvaceous female behind. It also says that it was popularized by Tracy Morgan on Comedy Central.
El Segundo means ‘the second’ per Alexander the Great. Mr. D. lived in California some years back and said that there was a strike at a waste treatment plant in El Segundo. Mr. D. said he thought those picketing should have signs that said ‘They treat us like shit.’Alex noticed the parallel with it being the second or going #2.
Contraire bet on the Patriots pre-season games two weeks in a row and lost. I told him he’d bet on 2 flies going up a wall. Said Contraire, “You gotta have some action.”
Bags didn’t wait long after registering to vote. He already wrote a Letter to the Editor complaining about his taxes being raised in North Providence.
Foot Joy saw me and said “You didn’t misquote me once this week.” FJ said that because he wasn’t in Sportzine last week.
Hot rumor – An undisclosed source told me that Foot Joy was singing Karaoke last Monday night at the Hot Club. The song of Foot Joy’s choice? My spy says it was… Bobby Darin’s Mack the Knife. A knife for those bunions?
The Wise Man said that some people think David Ortiz should go back on the juice. Jokin’ Joe agreed and said “You want Big Papi or Big Popup?”
Alexander the Grate’s nickname for Mike Module is Sherlock Ohms.
We met a friend of Citizen Caroline’s named Alba who went to school with her. Alba said she likes policemen. Why? She likes ‘the gun’.
Overheard at the Hot Club: Tall woman and short man. The man would have to go “up on her”.
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